Monday, August 17, 2015

Flash! Breaking News coming from The Onion ... Biden Offers Government Post To Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Frankly I'm not really absolutely sure that this information is factually accurate, however it unquestionably appears to sound right, and would like to know your thoughts about it. This is what they announced ... 


WASHINGTON-Calling the late-night horror film host well-suited for the job “and then some,” Vice President Joe Biden offered Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, an entry-level position within the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, White House sources confirmed Thursday.

Biden, who first saw the buxom temptress in a tight, revealing black dress on a Los Angeles television station in 1982, said he immediately “got rock hard” and realized Elvira had the necessary assets to go “real far,” and made it his personal mission to find the Mistress of the Dark a plum position in D.C.

“Elvira’s hot to trot, so as soon as I was clued in to something opening up over at OPM, I got my main man [Inspector General Patrick E.] McFarland on the horn and called in a favor,” said Biden, explaining that McFarland owed him ...

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Sunday, August 16, 2015

New Research! What Coca Cola Does to the Body

[Reprinted and Adapted from The Onion]

Including recent claims that it funded research that blamed obesity on a lack of exercise rather than bad dietary habits, the Coca-Cola Company is often accused of trying to hide or downplay the damaging effects of soft drink consumption. Here’s what consuming Coke does indeed towards the body:

  • * Extreme sugar intake causes your body to produce a hurry of Quenchanoids and also the hormone Refreshatonin
  • * Cognition is instantly affected, dramatically growing your need to ride within an open-top jeep by having an attractive and exuberant number of ethnically varied buddies
  • * Heart launches audible whimper
  • * Elevated bloodstream sugar levels send message towards the body that it's in the usa
  • * You're legally dead for exactly 75 seconds
  • * Alterations in cerebral fluid chemistry cause brain to right away form 20 rationalizations for that continuous consumption of empty calories
  • * Aluminum can’s jagged edges destroy stomach lining
  • * Enamel decay removes annoying teeth which were only getting into method of more awesome, refreshing Coke
  • * Ugh, it’s better to not really mention what goes on towards the liver
  • * Makes both hands pretty sticky if leaking
  • * A serious elevation in mood has experience by Coke Boss Muhtar Kent after generating $5.5 million quarterly bonus
  • * Cumulative unhealthy effects on our bodies stop consumers from being immortal and living forever because they otherwise might have done

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Cool Novel : The Alchemist


Some of the folks at the office told me about this book, and I'm taking pleasure in it.

It's entitled The Alchemist by a writer named Paulo Coelho. Evidently it's popular due to the fact it's sold over two million copies all over the world,

Paulo Coelho's story tells a amazing narrative of an Andalusian shepherd boy named Santiago. The boy desires to travel searching for an extravagant worldly prize, and this is his motivating dream. 

But the tale of the treasures Santiago finds along the way demonstrates to us more about the important wisdom of being attentive to our hearts, and discovering to take our guidance from the signs and signals strewn along life's journey, and following our dreams. 

Friday, August 14, 2015

The Missing Tomb of Egyptian queen Nefertiti may have been found

The Lost Tomb of Egyptian queen Nefertiti may have been discovered, concealed behind the tomb of the boy-king Tutankhamun, According to an English archaeologist , who suggests that the tomb of Tutankhamun, the most famous of Egypt's pharaohs, is hiding a mystery that has evaded researchers ever since its discovery more than 90 years ago. 

Dr. Nicholas Reeves of the University of Arizona told the Times of London that he believes he has identified a hidden doorway leading from the tomb of King Tut to that of Nefertiti, believed to be the boy-king's mother and one of the most powerful women of the ancient world.

Reeves told the Times that he found the bricked-up "ghosts" of the doorways after studying digital scans of the walls of Tutankhamun's tomb in the Valley of the Kings, across the Nile River from Luxor in southern Egypt. He is convinced that one of the doorways leads to a little-used storeroom, but the other, on the north side of the tomb, leads to "the undisturbed burial of the tomb's rightful owner."

If Reeves is correct, the room that contains Tut's tomb -- discovered by English archaeologist Howard Carter to global praise in 1922 -- was built to be an antechamber to that of the more illustrious and alluring Nefertiti. It would also explain some facts about Tutankhamun's resting place that have worried researchers.

For one thing, the size of Tutankhamun's tomb is smaller than those of other Egyptian kings. Second, as Reeves writes, many of the artifacts that have enraptured millions of museum visitors around the world are largely second-hand, having been recycled from previous burials.

I found this discovery remarkable.

I came across some sort of unusual ufo article

I uncovered it in the Huffington Post bizarre news department -- if you go to the link, you will view a video, either normal and slow rate, which displays what appears to be a unidentified flying object, apart from it appears to be only about something like 20 feet from the camera. This raises the query of what exactly is it? I'd be curious to discover what you think. Here is the hyperlink --


Article about the UFO